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14 June 2007

I can't take Aunt Flo anymore

She's just rude!! She doesn't visit when she supposed to, shows up unannounced weeks in advance or late without any notice at all. She overstays her welcome, and I mean by weeks, ignoring any and all requests or ultimatums that she leave. She hogs the bathroom for hours on end, makes a mess everywhere she goes and doesn't even notice stains she leaves on my clothes or linens. I mean really!! Her presence, or even the mere thought of it, makes me beyond cranky often resulting in major personality disorders which the kids don't understand at all. Except for maybe my 18y.o. who is also well over Aunt Flo and her blatant disregard for our feelings. AF is SUCH a pain, quite literally - and I don't mean in my deriere!!